my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
On scale of 1 to STOP ASKING ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION; how done do you think he is?
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
im a very cool and nice guy
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